Why are we here?

Seriously, we’re sports fans. We’re vindictive. And we love to argue, vote, and hide candy from small children. We are gathered here today to praise not just the winner, but all deadspin commenters who have enriched our lives and have made Deadspin not just a blog, but a community. A community united by emo bangs, an intolerance for our own grammatical and spelling errors, and general douchebaggery. Viva la revolucion!