Honestly, we expected better out of you…

We give you the opportunity whittle a field of 64 down to 32, and this is how you repay us? With these selections? We kid, we kid.

First of all, we’ve got to give huge props to the kids who campaigned exceedingly hard for themselves. The speeches, scandalous pictures, bribes, slander, and back-handed promises were hilarious and (to some degree) effective.

Rumors of voting irregularities have surfaced, so those have been investigated, and in one egregious case - adjusted… though it didn’t make a difference in the final result. Now, we need to fire our fraud department.

So, below… the winners and match-ups for the second round. Italicized names indicate the final margin was less than 10 votes, bold names indicate an upset. Watch the bottom half of that Tatumfor3 region, yikes.

Concrete Brad Region

1.) Suss vs. 8.) Tattooed Mess(iah)

5.) Get Him a Body Bag, Yeah! vs. 4.) Len Bias Cocaine Surplus

3.) Sarcastro vs. 11.) Metschick

7.) 44 In A Row vs. 2.) Weed Against Speed

Pot Roast & Gravy Region

1.) Gourmet Spud vs. 9.) Pete Jayhawk

5.) Signal to Noise vs. 13.) Kid Canada

3.) Reasonable Doubt for a Reasonable Price vs. 6.) Sh!tshow

7.) Shea Guavara vs. 2.) Camp Tiger Claw

Tatumfor3 Region

1.) Brazil Thrill vs. 8.) She Blinded Me with Violence

5.) pr0ff3ss0r_j3rkwh3at vs. 13.) Matt_T

14.) Chilltown vs. 11.) I Party With Smoot

7.) Precious Roy vs. 15.) PQ Crash

Supermike Region

1.) Ukraine Not Weak vs. 8.) J-No

5.) Yostal vs. 13.) Fiddling While Jim Rome Burns

14.) Lizabelle vs. 6.) Tuffy

7.) 289 vs. 2.) Lady Andrea

Thanks for coming out and playing, the next round begins Thursday morning. See you then.