Concrete Brad Region – 1st Round

Shoulda been you

To vote, just click on the names below. Big big big big big ups to Athletic Supporter for helping out with the HTML stuff. I won’t call it an endorsement, but let’s just say he made this possible. So… he deserves some form of appreciation from the masses.

Concrete Brad Region
1.) Suss vs. 16.) Tracy Ham & Eggs

TH&E has a tough draw, going against Suss. You might remember the artist formerly/also known as Matt Sussman from Deadspin, where he plays weekend babysitter on occasion. However, his name does not constitute my favorite breakfast – and I have been known to vote with my stomach.

8.) Tattooed Mess(iah) vs. 9.) Fan’s Attic

Tattooed Mess(iah) has fantastic abs. How do we know this? We all know someone who’s slept with him. Fan’s Attic runs a pretty sweet blog somewhere on the interwebs. This is the classic example of a toss up 8-9. Please don’t give this one too much thought.

5.) Get Him a Body Bag, Yeah! vs. 12.) Becky

GHABB,Y! is proof that sometimes you really need two punctuations to really make your point. He goes up against Becky. We’re not precisely sure which one, there’s a rumor floating around that multiple Beckys hang around the ’spinz.

4.) Len Bias Cocaine Surplus vs. 13.) Nationalcoholic

Wise-ass theatre proudly presents the Len Bias Cocaine Surplus and Nationalcoholic. Some people say both these contenders are under-seeded. That may make them both angry. There will be blood. Oh yes… there will be blood.

3.) Sarcastro vs. 14.) The Legend of Vincent Tremblay

Sarcastro and The Legend of Vincent Tremblay meet up in this classic 3-vs.-14 trap game. Could TLoVT topple the giant? Will Sarcastro be a dark horse to get to the Final Four? Fucked if I know… I haven’t fucked with the voting yet.

6.) Hit Bull Win Streak vs. 11.) Metschick

A couple of old Deadheads go at it in this intense match-up. Metschick ran off with the Ladies… sometime ago, while Hit Bull Win Streak is still trying to run off with some ladies, with mixed results. Ladies…

7.) 44 In A Row vs. 10.) Disgruntled Goat

44 In a Row only needs to win six in a row to be called champion. Disgruntled Goat will use all his superstar commenting powers to stop him from even winning one. It’s a fight to the death. Take the over, and the points.

2.) Weed Against Speed vs. 15.) Hank Scorpio

Two of the zaniest posters in Blogfrica go at it. Weed Against Speed runs with the juggernaut Melt Your Face Off pack, while Hank Scorpio is a classically-trained pianist and Rhodes Scholar. Of course we’re not making this up, why do you ask?

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